A conversation over dumplings:
Guy Friend (G): Eat the rest of my dumplings; I’m full. And besides, you’re a growing girl.
Me (M): Oh yeah, I’ll grow, all right. HORIZONTALLY.
G: Well, you need to grow anyway. Especially your breasts! SO SMALL!
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WELL MOTHAFUCKA I’M SO SORRY THAT I’M ONLY AN A CUP



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